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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the
walk before it stops snowing.
~Phyllis Diller~
I
smile because I'm your mother; I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.
Most mothers and daughters bond, but some are
crazy glued!
There are three ways to get something
done.
1) Hire someone to do it.
2) Do it yourself.
3) Forbid the kids to do it.
Nothing can bring a smile to a mother's face like those
three little words, "Time for bed".
Please don't feed the dust bunnies.
Lord, please pick up my spirits. . . and I could use some help with this house too!
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
When you are wondering if you will be able
to succeed in trying something new, remember this:
Amateurs built the Ark -
Professionals built the Titanic.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have
forgotten the words.
Live as if your were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.
~ Gandhi ~
My candle burns at both ends;It will not last the night;
But, ah, my foes, and oh, my friends--It gives a lovely
light.
~ Edna St. Vincent Millay ~
The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins
to live more simply without.
~ Ernest Hemingway ~
The deepest secret is that life is not a process of discovery,
but a process of creation. You are not discovering yourself, but creating yourself anew. Seek, therefore, not to find out
who you are, seek to determine who you want to be.
They might not need me; but they might. I'll let my head be just in sight; A smile as small as mine may be
precisely their necessity. -Emily Dickenson
Life is mostly froth and bubble;
Two things stand like stone:
Kindness
in another's trouble,
Courage in our own.
Adam Gordon (1833-1870)
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet
partaken in anxiety. Aesop
Be happy while you're living, for you're a long
time dead.
Scottish Proverb
Every man dies ~ but not every
man truly lives.
~Braveheart~
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Remember that today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
Dale Carnegie
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to
be some penalty for sex.
Bill Maher
The trouble with children is that they're
not returnable.
Quentin Crisp
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk
and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
Laughter is the closest distance between two
people.
Victor Borge
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your
years.
Abraham Lincoln
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
Paul Beatty
I always wait for the Times each morning. I
look at the obituary column and if I’m not in it, I go to work.
A. E. Matthews
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking
at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
Chaos, panic and disorder -- my work here is done.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove
all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln.
A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive
without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None
is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet
a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given
away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as
he who has no more to give.
~Author Unknown
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